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"And the guy screamed, 'Weird' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 01 Jun 2005|10:17pm] [ mood | complacent ] It's over. It's done. I am done with my high school career. I never have to go back ever again. It's a disconcerting feeling. I mean, this morning I woke up, ate breakfast, went to school and took my Humanities exam (made 105 on it despite my identifing Siddartha Guatama as Keanu Reeves) and that took thirty minutes, so then I load on Mr. G's floor and watched Ferris Bueller's day off. Then I went and I ate lunch with my mom and the quilting ladies, who are nice and make really good bread and a greenbean casserole that is just choice. And then I went by Pastimes, but Chris (the owner) wasn't there but I told the counter guy who is not Langely that I'm out of school now and he can call be whenever to schedule an interview. And then I went home and stared blankly and the sheer number of paintings I have amassed over this past year. Seriously, someone needs to buy these damn things, canvasses are large and do not store well. Tomorrow I go to the gynacologist for the first time so I was all spazzy and shaved my legs and groomed my pubic hair because just because it's the doctor's job doesn't mean she wants to see ungroomed pubic area. Also am now worried about unusually large freckle on my left brest, which is totally not cancer but still freaks me out and I'm going to come across as a complete hypochronriac tomarrow. I've gotten three graduations cards so far, one from Goldfarb, my mother's old employeer and good friend, and eldererly Jewish man who is quite rich and thus spends a lot on his former seceratary's children. He's a sweetheart and he says he has some buisness in Savannah and he might see me there sometime next year. Another card from mom's cousin and her husband and her adopted chinese girls Waverly and Langely, names which fill me with glee. And another card from Dot, the nice little old lady who mom quilts with and who babysits my sister, who also got me a nice necklace and bracelet set. This is quite possibly the entire extent of what my graduation gifts will be, as my extended family is quite confused as to what they are suppose to do. I'm the first woman out of all my cousins to graduate high school. I've already surpassed my family's low expectations for me and now I'm just confused. If anyone wanted to get my something, I am on a fruitless search for egg tempera paint, which you can apparently only mail order for some reason. And this is bad, because I want to finish my Micshe technique painting now. Also, Obi Wan's booooooooots. Alas, I am poor and thus deprived the delicious Jedi bootiness. *cries* "Q-Who is the father of psychology? A-Your Mom Freud." 1 donation to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'EMO BOYKISSING' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 27 May 2005|07:25pm] [ mood | enthralled ] For crashcatto: EMO BOYKISSING It's like... a boykissing thing. With boys kissing. Who are emo. And boykissing. Um, yeah. Boykissing. 2 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Star Wars OMG!!!' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 19 May 2005|08:23pm] [ mood | jubilant ] First things first, it turns out I've been coughing for the last month because I have bronchitis. SO um, yeah, now medicated out the nose so weeeeee. In more important news: Ewam McGregor and Hayden Christenson are adorable.. Went to see Episode III at midnight last night. Totally worth it. God, Episode III, total kickass except for the corpse fucking. And even that was kind of kickass. Palpatine is totally the skeviest freak ever. Also also Obi-Wan love his dead gay boyfriend. Qui-Gon! Oh I love your hippie ass. You are the Ollie of the Jedi. Also also also Batman previews make me role on floor in glee. "There is a man here with a beer boxes duct taped to his legs and a lightsaber. You suck as you are not here." 6 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'I call shenanigans' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 08 May 2005|04:29pm] [ mood | confused ] Life is cyclic in nature, and occasionally all those cycles conspire to line up exactly and pound you mercilessly while laughing. So was two weeks of my life. I would complain about the ridiculous stress levels or the vicious nature of competition in high school or about standardized testing being the devil but mostly I’m still to weirded out by the sexual shenanigans. ( Cut for shenanigans ) "It's completely sad in a way that we're sitting here inventing the word "muffblock" considering our average 3.9 GPA." throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Batman Begins is such a Cocktease' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 24 Apr 2005|10:17am] [ mood | dorky ] It's snowing outside right now. I am greatly bewildered. I have been informed that the season finale of Smallville will include a 8 minute Batman Begins preview. My reaction to this news is mainly rolling around on the ground wimpering. I was a fool yesterday and visited the official site again, something that should obviously be blocked because damn, hotter than porn, but anyway. Now my wallpaper is all grim and batty and whenever I close a window I get all shivery. Also photo gallery- Oh my god I want to have sex with this entire movie for serious yes. Micheal Caine. Oh Micheal Caine, my love for you surpasses human understanding. And Gary Oldman! He looks like Jim Gordon and ti's fabulous and I need to be alone with this preview for a while because don't even get me started on Liam Neeson or Ken Watanabe. But my point was, Smallville. 8 minutes. I probably won't be coherent for quite a while afterwards. In related news, I applied for a job at the comic book shop. My prospects seem good, as they are dearly in love with me. Langely even promised to bring me the Nightwing Year One issue I'm missing from his own collection because he's a darling. When I have it I'm making everyone I know read the entire arc because it's fabulous and has Dick in a bad disco outfit and Alfred makes fun of everyone and Jason Todd is a lovable violent little bitch. Nightwing issues 101-106 for those of you who are not within my accessable region of pimping. Read them. Love them. Jason Jason Jason. Comics that I'm also pimping so hard it's ridiculous: -Legion of Superheroes: It's fun and wacky and they just rebooted it so no catching up on continuity. It has everything you could ever want except maybe Lyle and Brainy actually kissing, but patience and eager letters to Mark Waid will solve that. Wackiness! Giants! Karate! Bitch fights! Sticking it to the man! Aliens! Nudists! Cookies! -Flash: It's all about the Rogues and it's fabulous. There's Trickster and Piper and they are so gay for each other, only literally on Piper's part, and then there's Captain Cold and his cabal of messed up freaks including the hot new Captain Boomerang and they manage to make a guy with a boomerang badass. Therefore one billlion cool points there. And Wally and Linda are adorable and Bart and Jay show up sometimes and all that is unimportant compared to the fact Piper has rats and will make them kick your ass. Best gay morally ambiguous hero ever. -Ex Machina: Because any comic that has a gay New York fire fighter marrying his republican boyfriend is a good comic. -Invincible: The trade paperbacks are titled after old sitcoms. That alone should endear you to the comic. It's clever and mocks the superhero genre lovingly. Also actually uses the token really gay but in denial best friend competently. Oh William, I love you, even if you are a total bitch. -Formerly Known as the Justice League: This is fabulous. Gay jokes with Booster Gold and Blue Beetle. Elongated Man and his not dead wife. constant mocking of Captain Marvel. Batman and J'onn sitting on roofs angsting. It's a happy little series that happily ignores the fact half the characters are dead or evil in current continuity. And to complete my dorkiness for today: Superfriends! "It's a pretty common assumption that Batman and Robin were lovers, but Batman at least tried to hide it. He put a little belt on Robin so it looked like he was a fellow crime fighter, not just some kid he puts his tongue in when there's no evil to punch." 3 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Bitter, bitter' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 16 Apr 2005|09:37pm] [ mood | aggravated ] God I really, really hate AP Calculus. I have it first thing in the morning, along with about thirty other teenagers that also loath it with every fiber of their being. By a quater to nine without fail at least half the class is contemplating suicide. I mean it's just so horrible. And we aren't even learning anything. We're reviewing. And it's still so bad because we'll be doing a pratice test and you'll get t problem like, nine and it will say something like "Using Newton's method, blah blah blah, find the derivative over the blah blah." And you'll think to yourself. "Oh fuck. What the fuck is Newton's Method? For serious." And then you'll sit there staring at the paper and then decide to move on after a couple minutes and read number ten and it'll say something like, "F prime of x is proportional to five times e to the x squared, blah" and you'll just want to crawl into and dark corner and cry and slit your wrists. You know what, I really wish I was making up those problems, but they really are like that. And if DAnny opens his fat fag mouth one more time to tell us all how he did the problem and laugh and goes well, "I just wanted to make sure that this is also okay because blah blah blah I live in a trailer and enjoy canning blah" I swear I'm going to freak out and cut him. Grrr. In other news, I'm done with my AP art portfolio. And Casey so isn't. Ha. She loses at life. I'd try to be less bitter but AP English is also grating on my nerves. Okay, who is Casey? Have you seen School of Rock? You know Summer, the grade grubbing know it all girl? That's Casey. Like, exactly. My Humanities teacher pointed this out when we were watching the movie. He was like, "You guys. Casey's in this movie. Right there, Summer." And oh crap he's so right. It's freaky. But in three weeks I'll be done and you know, just showing up at school for attendence reasons. At that point, I plan to stop showering or getting dressed in the morning. And possibly start doing coke in the bathroom, just for kicks. In completely unrelated news, the school's ROTC instructor got arrested for having sex with one of his students. The chick that ratted him out got beat up at lunch the day the news broke. This will never, ever stop being amusing. Seriously, our school has more child molestors and druggies teaching than makes any sort of sense. Also, our new vice principle is a bitch and wears leopard print jackets with electric blue pants. And won't stop touching me. I think I'm going to hurt her soon. So today, I hung out at Jeff's and played Tekken and made it all about gay sex because it is and Lee is fabulous and street walking trash jokes are always good and anything is hilarious if said in a Napoleon Dynamite voice. And then I made him watch Boondock Saints because everyone needs to see Willem Dafoe in drag. "I love how she's just getting passed around that group of guys." "She's like a bong, but instead of being packed with weed it's semen." 2 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'A Fun Game!' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 28 Mar 2005|08:01pm] [ mood | distressed ] First person to figure out what's wrong with this wins a prize. ... ... ... Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? ... Give up? Okay, that girl in those photos? My cousin. And she really does look just like that in real life, only minus the glowing red eyes. Her eyes are just normal red. What? She was an alcholic when she was twelve. True story. And now the internet provides me with random third person commentary on her aesthetic qualities. Oh internet, I wuv you. In news not related to that at all: When we dyed Easter eggs this year, I made mine superhero themed, but then I dropped my Robin and had to rename it Jason Todd. My mom doesn't find this funny for some reason. "Come look, I googled your cousin." -My mother is so weird throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'A Year's Difference is Huge' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 22 Mar 2005|04:52pm] [ mood | contemplative ] It's spring break. This time last year I was in France, freezing cold and mistaken for Dutch. One year later I'm at home, dying my hair red and watching Japanese lesbian schoolgirl porn. I think my attempts at multiculturalism are becoming pathetic is a ridiculous degree. My hair didn't turn out as bright red as last time, but at least my new dye doesn't stain my hands to make me look like a Stephen King reject. I made cookies, but had to substitute melted baker's chocolate for cocoa. This does not work precisely. I am pissed off at my illustration board for taking water color weirdly. God damn you illustraton board. Don't make me kick your ass. Yes, I am threatening what amounts to really dense paper. Shut up. My Bart action figure is adorable and has the gayest boots ever. In other news, I read the entire post-Zero Hour run of Legion of Superheroes (oddly enough, Legion reboots at Zero Hour rather than at the Crisis. Because DC hates logic and consistency) and there will be thoughts and pic spam soon, centering mainly around how badly I want to do Brainiac 5. (Man, do they even make Braniac 5 action figures? Because if so Bart's so getting a new friend.) "If I wanted to be insulted by someone I respect, I'd teach a goat to talk. Could you get me one?" throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Zombie Suckas' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 11 Mar 2005|07:44pm] [ mood | smug ] Ha! No zombie bizatches are gettin' my brains, fo'. Official Survivor Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least your alive. My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 54% on survivalpoints Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid 1 donation to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Tiny Me' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 11 Mar 2005|04:52pm] [ mood | nostalgic ] Due to the fact that: A) I was cleaning my room and stumbled upon a box of old photos and B) everyone secretly desires to see me with a ponytail on top of my head I therefore give you: ( Tiny me. ) The back of the photo says this is me on my first day of school, and is dated 1989, so I'm three years old. That's my brother down in the corner. "Then what's a crevice?" "It's a small crevass. Kind of like how hizzy is a small hizouse." "That is the worst example you could have possibly given." 4 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'A Guide to Downloading Comics with Bittorrent' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 05 Mar 2005|03:41pm] Okay, Bittorrent and comics have become my obsession lately. And since it's confusing as hell, here's a simple step by step guide to getting started. ( The Programs you need. ) ( How to download. ) ( Reading the comics. ) If there's any problems, you can ask me. 1 donation to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'I am Sleazy Apparently' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 01 Mar 2005|08:28pm] [ mood | tired ] It has come to my attention that there is significant rumor of my "hooking up" with a underclassman druggie. And people think Math Team trips are boring. Also their were black women cussing out our teacher, trespassing, and pirates. It was weird. And now I give you random weblinks because me and the internet are like, true love forever baby. Ask Oxford finally brings us the answer to the male hating equivilant of misogynist. Apparently it's misandrist not feminazi as we orginally believed. This site is way more fun than a dictionary site should be, but it is quite possible that I am, in fact, just lame. On the webcomic front, Bunny is a fun daily piece of nonsensicallism. It's also so cute I feel physically ill. John Dies at the End. There are no words to describe this piece of psuedo-horror-comedy thing. There's a giant killer meat monster. Over on Livejournal there's this little community called Ask a Superhero. It's an advice column. Gar is the funniest thing ever. I also love Fandom Wank. I mean, they mock each other in Al Bhed. Who the fuck does that? Destroying the earth is harder than it looks. A site devoted to scientific discussion of how to destroy the earth. Of joy and rapture fills my heart. I love this t-shirt no matter what you say. I'm going to shut up now. "You can be our ninja wench." throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'A Few Points of Interest' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 20 Feb 2005|12:58pm] [ mood | amused ] Concerning last night's cartoons: 1. I love Beast Boy so much it is not possibly healthy. 2. Beast Boy screams "Cyborg!" and runs to save his boyfriend. They are so in love. 3. The evil tofu has the best voice ever. 4. Super soaker. Super soaker. With the pumping and everything and whoa that sounded dirty. 5. Moped. Hee. 6. Justice League continues to be crack, but now crack with Flash, so yeah. 7. "So you all just need to focus on keeping me alive so that doesn't happen." "Let's come back to that theory later." Oh Flash, the love I have for you. 8. Batman is Superman's sekrit boyfriend like whoa. Timmy is off somewhere fuming. Or having sex with Dick. Whatever. Concerning this year's World Quest competition: 1. The Caspian sea is the biggest lake in the world, not Lake Superior. Get this right, you punks. 2. Hungarian is not a language. 3. Nor is "Congo" a country. 4. Burundi is this year's Norway. 5. We may not be the best, but we're the team with the angry Georgian girl. Concerning this year's prom dresses: 1. They are all hideous. Yes, all of them. 2. Hemlines should not be asymetrical, no matter how frantically Destiny's Child tries to claim otherwise. 3. Sequins should be only used in moderation or at gymnastics competitions. 4. Single shoulder dresses lose at life. Concerning this week's comics: 1. Booster Gold is gay like a gay, gay thing that is gay. 2. D&D guys are five hundred kinds of hilarious when faced with girls. 3. The comic book shop owner loves me like hardcore. 4. The Bart action figure will not be out until March and I am sad. Concerning this week: 1. Travis is a jerk. Just ignore him. It's not your fault at all. 2. Casey is getting tedious to the point that Mr. Benton is anoyed with her. Concerning James Miller: 1. He is a poetic genius. Witness his voice mail message: There's a rug on my head And I don't think it's dead. Yes it's floppin' around hittin' me' in the eye' And I don't know, I don't know why. I've tried shampoo and condish' Made from a rainforest fish But it don't seem to matter Because when the stairs become a ladder It is better to climb than to walk And if you my friend just wanted to talk Then I must get this off my chest, I simply suggest that you leave a message. If you don't want to do him then you're just a hater. (He performed this poem for me this morning, after he spent the night sharing a bed with my brother. chakra, that mental image is all for you.) "Man, Buddha just makes me angry." 1 donation to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'I go to zoos for the hot gay sex' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 17 Feb 2005|06:16pm] [ mood | impressed ] Apparently, those filthy Swiss perverts are so desperate for zoo funding that they're having people pay to witness the hot gay animals. The part about lesbian penguins stealing eggs is just weird. The links provided are intresting as well and this one contains the intresting statistic that nearly 100% on chimpanzees both in zoos and the wild are demonstatively bisexual. This makes what Jane Goodall was doing in the jungle all that time a subject of great speculation. Sadly, their is no studies on tiny male dogs who are attracted to bitchy male cats. Apparently, chakra's pets are just freaks. "Right here in Zurich we once had a gay flamingo couple who remained partners for life." 1 donation to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Nightwing 103' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 13 Feb 2005|05:09pm] [ mood | surprised ] You know what I said about shutting up? I lied. Nightwing is currently doing a flashback to Dick's transition from Robin to Nightwing. I think we all know what this means. Short shorts and pixie boots and Jason Todd. So in Nightwing 103 Alfred wanders down to the batcave and sees a kid there and thinks it's Dick. But it's not. Because Bruce has apparently decided to kidnap a random street kid and tie him to a chair and gag him. ( Nothing questionable at all. ) This plotline makes Batman and Robin slash so easy it's not even funny. No wait, it is. Also I took my sister to Pastimes. She bought a Batman Beyond comic. I'm trying to convince her of Bruce/Terry love. I'm not sure how this will turn out. "So can Batgirl fly?" "No. No Bat can fly." "But they're bats." 2 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'I have a shiny pink I-pod' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 13 Feb 2005|04:17pm] [ mood | enthralled ] I bought a shiny pink i-pod today. It is shiny and pink. I will undoubtedly be very distracted for a while. "I don't even know was a hizzy is." "It's a small hizzouse." 2 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Watchmen' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 11 Feb 2005|11:52am] [ mood | enthralled ] I finished reading Watchmen. My brain is now broken. Thank you, cosmicjacuzzi. ( Cut for thoughts. ) 5 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Kingdom Come scans' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 05 Feb 2005|05:09pm] [ mood | cynical ] Kingdom Come is an epic futurefic postappocalypic materpiece old man porn epic future thingy involving the DC universe. We read it because it's pretty. Also Captain Marvel gets the earworms so ha. Sucks to be yoooouuu Captain Marvel. ( The Pretty Goes Here ) Look! I even managed to resist throwing the earworms at you. The horrible, terrible earworms. "I am petting you with my foot so you will not give me your stupid sick germs." 7 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 05 Feb 2005|05:06pm] [ mood | SMUG ] Guess who got a 1600 on her SAT. Come on, guess. (Hint: It's not Casey LeSawyer) 2 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'God hates us all, that is why he wrote Batman and Robin' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 03 Feb 2005|07:38pm] [ mood | the horror I cannot look away ] We got out of school early yesterday because apparently there was the threat of very chilly rain and they could not possibly exposed our delicate young bodies to that. I went to crashcatto's house with some other people. I watched her and Chakra play X-men Legends and then we watched Batman and Robin and counted ice puns. We got to 46. Batman and Robin is quite possible the worst movie ever made and I've seen Xanadu. It's worse than that. I can't believe Arnold is governor of California. California, you are all stupid and I hate you. In watching this movie, I realize most of my compliants could be put in this formed: "That's not how (blank) works!" In the blank choose one of the following: gravity, ice, explosions, water, light, lasers, fire, plants, radiation, John Glover, physics, air, nipples, life, cancer, death, nouns, adjectives, the letter "e", diamonds, telescopes, the sun, wheels, heterosexuality, leather, and/or God. There are many other words that could be used in addition to these. Feel free to let your creativity run wild! "Alfred has stage one of Riberson diesease. He'll have to make it to stage nine before fighting the final boss." 3 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Teen Titans Icons' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 30 Jan 2005|09:28pm] [ mood | creative ] For crashcatto: Robins are cute: And because any Jason reference is a good reference: (My new icon is Ollie from Kingdom Come. Old Ollie is sex. I am not ashamed to say this.) 7 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'I am a dork and I love Justice League. Bring it, bitch' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 30 Jan 2005|08:38pm] [ mood | confused ] Oh my god, Justice League. The time travel episode? With Terry being bitched at by two Bruces at once? That was porn. Man I love Terry. He's so gay for Bruce. So very, very gay. Bruce is also the biggest bitch ever. This needs to be said because it's true. (But then they killed Terry and I screamed and Bruce was was all angsty and then they reset the timeline so Terry's not dead yay!) Also, Teen Titans? With everyone dressing up in Robin's extra suits? And by everyone that includes Silkie the Giant Larvae? That was just weird. For serious guys. But Starfire in Robin's clothes was really cute and I disturbed myself. But Beast Boy is still gay. The end. (ETA: Screenshots! Silkie in a mask! Yay!) "Batman playing good cop." "It's all relative." 7 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Danny Elfman is so GAY.' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 27 Jan 2005|08:32pm] [ mood | jubilant ] The great thing about doing a music project on Oingo Boingo? Finding quotes like this: Regarding the break-up, Danny said, "In a non-specific way, I would call what happened between the two of us a family feud. We had worked for 10 years and on six films together, and we finally had a creative blow-up. We used to joke that we'd always end like Bernard Herrmann and Alfred Hitchcock, who had a major falling out over "Torn Curtain" and never spoke again, and that prophecy kind of self-fulfilled itself. Then we realized that we both missed each other and did good work together. And sometimes in a family you have a fight and you're mad at them, but as time goes by, you recognize that this can't last forever and make amends" Oh Danny, stop denying yourself. You missed Tim because you are SO GAY FOR HIM. "Maybe you can friggle the edges a bit, though it could be hard seeing as I just completely made the word friggle up." throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Dorkin' Out, Man. Dorkin' out.' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 26 Jan 2005|09:51pm] [ mood | drained ] So I've been laying around reading comics and falling asleep in class and basically being a bum for the past two weeks. My Jewish girl from governor's school, Erika, came to visit and I explained to her the complete backstory of Robin, Kid Flash, and Superboy. Her brain went explodey but she does agree that Bart is, in fact, the cutest thing ever. I also had her read some issues of Green Arrow (saddly, Jeff had Quiver so she didn't get the rhyming demons and pants stealing) and she loves Mia. Also, she thinks Outsiders rocks. And it does. Well, did, and should again starting next month when they have a real story line again. Hooray! Retook the SAT. Not saying anything except I hate private schools more than any hate that has ever been hated grrr. I wrote a paper for class. About my greatest fear. It wins hardcore. ( There Could Probably Be a Snappy Title Here Utilizing a Quote About Fear from the Truly Obscene Number of Science Fiction Films I have Watched, so Let's Pretend There Is ) There is a level of honesty displayed here that many people avoid for reasons that should be obvious. "Most humans, when faced with an all powerful god swearing to destroy them would quiver and decide to change their ways. Not Odysseus. He went, 'Bring it on, bitch.'" throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Purity Test' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 16 Jan 2005|12:19am] [ mood | accomplished ] I scored 69¼% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test! Take the test here! I hope you are suitably impressed that I made this score while maintaining my virginity. 3 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'My Family is Incompetent' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 08 Jan 2005|03:37pm] [ mood | amused ] Yesterday at dinner, while discussing blood donation (why, precisely, is something that escapes me), my father mentioned how having small veins was especially problematic when he had his appendix removed and had an IV in for a week. My mother asked him why he remembered so well something that had happened when he was a kid. My father corrected her that he had had his appendix out three years ago. He was in the hospital for over a week. We thought he was going to die. My mother gave us all a blank stare. She literally does not remember any of this. My parents have been married for 27 years, mainly thanks to incidents like this. In other news, in art class we made waffles for our exam. Don't ask. Anyway, Mrs. Jones brought the mix but didn't notice it required oil to make. Luckily Carly had brought put on the waffles so we used that. Of course, it was stick butter and we couldn't leave the room to use the microwave in the teacher's lounge because EOC's equal administratorial bitchiness. So Mrs. Jones put the butter in a measuring cup and melted it in the kiln. We then mixed it, and the art room water which is quite frankly grey, into waffles and made them. They were frickin' delicious man. Art AP-ish now contains me, Jeff, Casey, and Carly. And no adult supervision. This cannot end well at all. Also Also: Green Arrow's Blog. Ollie is my hero forever. And The Incredible Hulk wants a kitten. The internet has not failed me yet. "I have accomplished nothing today. No wait, I matted a picture. I cut a hole in a piece of paper and then taped another pice of paper behind it. My life rocks." 7 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Occasionally, It has its moments' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 28 Dec 2004|07:02pm] [ mood | pleased ] Last week I took my little sister to Pastimes and bought her some of the Batman Adventures comics that are based off the Cartoon from the 90's. She was appropiately adorable and I explained to the dynamics of the Bat universe. Today, she had one of her friends over and when I wandered past her room I heard her showing the comics off and explaining to her little blond friend why Alfred was the coolest character in the series. I have never been more proud in my life. (On a lesser note, the selection I purchased her featured the Riddler, because he seemed to me to be the least threatening villian, and she seems to like him. Am afraid this might mean she is emo. And/or gay.) Also, you all need to see The Life Aquatic right now. It's brilliant. Made up animals. Fillipino pirates. Breaking and entering. Dysfuntional families. Gun fights. Gracious speedos. Gay jokes. A three legged dog. What more do you want? "Of course I have an excuse. I'm part gay." 7 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'I'm Legal' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 23 Dec 2004|04:16pm] [ mood | accomplished ] I am now 18. Which means that I could totally post pictures of myself naked here, and probably will sometime when I am not so tired. I've been painting for like, two days straight because I am a dork. Daddy made me a huge 3ft by 3ft canvas. Jeff, AP art is going to rock. Also, The Little Endless Storybook is the cutest thing ever. But Teen Titans #19 is nonexistant apparently, which makes me angry. ( Because I have not image spammed you guys in like, two weeks. Sickening. ) Photobucket was MADE to be abused. On a personal note, my hair is long enough to put in pigtails again. This makes be like, 90 million times more adorable without evern trying. "But will you believe the Easter Platypus?" (Yes I got the entire run of Invader Zim on DVD. As if you guys didn't have enough reasons to love me.) 1 donation to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'OMGWTFBBQ?????!!?!?!?!?!?!?1111eleventy1?' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 12 Dec 2004|07:04pm] [ mood | confused ] Just... I.... wha? MOS DEF??? WHY OH CRUEL AND UNJUST GOD WHY??? WHHHHHHYYYY????? What's wrong with David Dixon? He was the best part of the miniseries. David Dixon David Dixon David Dixon. Not MOS FRIGGIN DEF. Sweet Jesus fuckin' Batman. This is just... Okay... breathe. Martin Freeman is a good Arthur. But Ford? Mos Def? Does not compute, goddamnit. I feel so depressed, I must go read about Batman Begins until I feel better. Oh, Batman Begins. You make everything better. (Why do the French get better teaser posters than us?) Micheal Caine! OMG he is Alfred OMG squeal. KEN WATANABE. My god, I love this movie. (Only Danny Elfman is not doing the music and I HATE YOU HANS ZIMMER FOREVER.) I will stop now because the guy who plays The Scarecrow is totally hot and it frightens me terribly. "Velvet Goldmine: the romance between Batman and Obi-Wan Kenobi." 6 donations to the cause|throw in your two cents

"And the guy screamed, 'Brain splodey' right before he jumped!" [Desperatly Crying for Attention 08 Dec 2004|07:31pm] [ mood | confused ] Whiskey tango foxtrot. Judd Winick is the writer for Outsiders, which I adore, except for the America's Most Wanted plotline, but everyone has off days. He was also, apparently, on the Real World: San Fancisco in 1993. Just... boggle with me here. I didn't know people on the Real World were allowed to go on and be successful. "I didn't mean you bastard Christians, I meant all the other ones." throw in your two cents

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